The Trio

Dutch, the Netherlands, and Holland. Pain, problems, and sufferings. Did you get the drift? Never mind! 

Confusion has a tendency to making things complicated very fast. Your teacher, or mentor, might force you to say, "If Kantai can tie a tie, why can't I tie a tie like Kantai?" 

"I don't care!" The mind protests, "Who told you I want to tie a tie?" 

I heard a story about a prissy rabbi on his deathbed. Only three students were allowed to see him. The room could accommodate five people max: The trio, the dying rabbi, and silence. 

The trio was both receptive and curious. Silence was a vigilant fellow, while the dying rabbi was inattentive. Sometimes a near-death experience makes you particularly dull and negligent. 

"Rabbi!" One of the students exclaimed, "Give us your final thought of life." 

There was no room for words. What he just did was similar to persuading catholic bishops to normalize abortion. If you are lucky, the clergy will perpetually remember you in their prayers. Some may indirectly include you in the homily, "Brethren, there is only one solution to abortion --- give birth!" 

The rabbi whispered, "Life is like a river." 

Silence was shocked. She was just beginning to experience the pain Hillary Clinton encountered when the system gave Trumpence to the Americans. It's a no-brainer that Lady Gaga was right when she sang, 'You don't know how it feels until it happens to you.'  

The trio gave that prissy rabbi the Kenyan look. You know that look you give government leaders when you hear that they use loans from World Bank to purchase donations of PPEs from Jack Ma. I call it the mother-in-law look. It provokes you to commit matricide, wallahi! 

"Explain yourself rabbi," the eldest among the students demanded. 

Another one added, "Life is like a river! What did you mean?"

"Maybe life is not like a river," the dying rabbi replied. 

A teacher, an advisor, or mentor will knowingly hand you lemons after you've spent a tremendous amount of money on the online masterclass. It's like getting masturbatory fantasies instead of coitus. You don't have to make lemonade [that is, if you are broke]. Where will you get the money to buy sugar? Just shut up and eat the lemons! 

A creative legend once declared that pain is inevitable, and suffering is optional. I have the full right in creativity to record in my own content that a problem is the tongue twister. It just distracts you from focusing on what really matters ---  the solution! 

Joel Osteen likes to assert that the solution was present even before the problem began. We can all relate, especially men who possess a six-pack covered with a layer of fat. It's difficult to admit that the layer of fat is the problem. Do you agree that Ruto will never be president?

Waona! [You see] That's the problem! 

Your opinion is like a face mask. We only take it seriously when we see the authorities. I watched Les Brown on TV saying that when life knocks you down, make sure you land on your back because if you can look up, then you can get up. I have no issues with landing on your back; it is the making sure part that is troublesome. It depicts suffocation that forces you to suffer silently in order to avoid getting caught. 

There's this song that talks about everyone having trouble, and when you worry you make it double. Dare to worry not! 

Since we are in the spirit of not worrying, I have decided to employ three sociopaths to worry for me: A silly billy, an imbecile, and a schmuck. I am going to pay them $64,000 US dollars every minute (this is not a joke). 

I know you might ask, "Where will you get the money to cover for those salary expenses?"

Well, that's their problem to worry about. 


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